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Post by tecpride00 on Jan 5, 2011 13:41:53 GMT -5
EVERYBODY PANIC
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Post by showstein on Jan 5, 2011 14:13:52 GMT -5
I am thinking about smiting you for this.
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Post by dreadhawk909 on Jan 5, 2011 17:52:17 GMT -5
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR ZUMA!?!?!?!?!?111111
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Post by shownana on Jan 5, 2011 19:01:40 GMT -5
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR ZUMA!?!?!?!?!?111111 HE BECOMES OUR COACH!11!!!1!1!!!!1!!11! "ZUMA UNIVERSITY" |
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Stripe Show
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Post by Stripe Show on Jan 6, 2011 13:01:37 GMT -5
Wait guys...I don't know how we let this get past us.
Brady Hoke was an assistant at Michigan, a school in the Big 10, in the mid-90s. Around the same time, Chuck Long was an assistant at Iowa, another school in the Big 10. On several occasions the two were on the same field at the same time, most likely plotting their plan to get Hoke the head coaching job at Michigan.
You see, Chuck Long would work his way up to head coach at SDSU, where he would be a miserable failure. SDSU would have no choice to start from the ground up after Long's was done with his handy work. This is where Hoke and new "traditions" would come in. You see, Hoke needed something to take everyone's eyes off the success he was achieving on the field. Zuma was his chance.
So exactly one year to the date of Michigan hiring the CEO of Domino's Pizza as their new AD, he fires their football coach and "allegedly" wants Hoke as his new coach.
What pizza place is across the street from campus?!?!?! DOMINO'S.
All along Zuma has just been a distraction so we wouldn't see the real conspiracy of Michigan stealing Hoke from us! Remember, remember, the fifth of...January.
CONNECT THE DOTS!!! WE'VE BEEN DUPED!!!!!
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Post by Timmer show on Jan 7, 2011 3:56:44 GMT -5
Dominoes has got Detroit area college sports on lock down. Little Caesar's has pro sports on lock down
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Post by hansgruber on Jan 7, 2011 5:21:58 GMT -5
Don't panic quite yet. Jim Harbaugh is the long shot (especially with Andrew Luck returning to Stanford) #1, and Les Miles is #2, with Brady at #3. The advantage Miles has over Hoke is that he played at Michigan while Hoke played at Ball St., and Miles has won a national title while Hoke has only won a Poinsettia Bowl.
It's not set in stone that Brady Hoke is leaving.
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blueaztec
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Post by blueaztec on Jan 7, 2011 5:59:10 GMT -5
I heard Miles said he's staying at LSU.
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Post by geckshow on Jan 7, 2011 6:16:29 GMT -5
No bueno
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Post by FAB 15 on Jan 7, 2011 11:15:52 GMT -5
Dominoes has got Detroit area college sports on lock down. Little Caesar's has pro sports on lock down Woodstocks has The Show on lock down. |
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Post by Timmer show on Jan 7, 2011 18:16:47 GMT -5
Dominoes has got Detroit area college sports on lock down. Little Caesar's has pro sports on lock down Woodstocks has The Show on lock down. Exalt! |
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