DIRT!!! (Official Thread)

[rockshow]

Listen up everyone.

This thread is specifically designed to fuck with our opponents. This is where we gather all the information possible to denigrate, embarrass, scold, belittle, and shit talk our opponents.

ITS ALL OF OUR JOBS TO FIND THIS SHIT OUT.

Do you know someone who knows someone on the opposing team? Have you researched criminal records, newspaper clippings, family histories, megan's law possibilities???

Have you created a fake hot girl Facebook to friend request opposing teams players, flirt with them and repeat back to them the embarrassing shit they said to you.

BECAUSE IVE FUCKING DONE THAT.

Let's go people, this is an important facet of what makes us awesome.

Tomorrow is San Marcos. I know it's a late start, but better late than never.

Let's get this shit strong by the regular season.

[dilbert]

I have some mutual friends with Rhett Beal of Point Loma on fb. He is a senior who has played decent in the past. Figured somebody could photoshop/work with this photo.
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[showdora]

I think this thread is better served as an individual thread for each opponent rather than one general one for the entire schedule. With that said, Li ttle Sis ter clapclap clapclapclap should be approached for late 2nd half.

Also if it's a blowout, find either a lone white/black/hispanic/asian/hobbit looking/fat/ginger/hairy/short/tall ugly guy for the boo everyone but cheer him routine.