Ok, so me, show slamma jamma, and aztecjoker had a lot of ideas for the BYU game on our long trip back to LA on Wednesday nite...don't know if this is tooo much and if we can even pull it off, but we wanted to share what we think could really be something that BYU fans would talk about. What do you guys think about this:
Sometime before the game starts, it can be 10 minutes before tipoff or sometime when we have enough students. We have a mannequin or fake doll of Jimmer with his jersey on or something that distinguishes the fact that the doll is supposed to be Jimmer. Then, since we are Aztecs and those student section steps sooo much resemble the steps of the Aztec pyramids used for a sacrifice, we crowd surf the Jimmer doll "ala geckshow a few years back" all the way from the bottom of the student section to the very top of the student section. From there, the Aztec warrior or Zuma or somebody is waiting at the top of the steps for the doll and he opens the Jimmer doll's chest and rips out his heart offering it to the Aztec Gods! Too much??? We don't have to rip out a heart, it can be something more PG, but we figured that would be historically correct and scare the shit out of BYU fans and possibly Jimmy...uh Jimmer. Thoughts?? Are we talking out of our assess here??
It couldn't be the Aztec Warrior (Mike) or Zuma - due to school association. You want to give Weber and Fish some deniability - so they can say "this was all the students, we weren't involved". (Though they will secretly love it!)
Why not have the sacrifice in front of The Show. Just before IBTWWW. Have the person leading IBTWWW tear the heart out of the chest of whatever carcass you use and hold it in their hand as they lead the chant? (Anyone consider dressing up the dummy as an LDS missionary? - And by dummy, I mean mannequin - not any of the opposing fans.)
I'd recommend asking Carlos to do this due to his legacy as Monty, but I'm concerned that this might cause problems between SDSU and the AWF. Of course if he was in some unfamiliar costume and his face covered...
Just another old balding guy trying to relive his youth by hanging around The Show...
We could position some of us along the steps to make sure we tell people to just crowd surf the doll down the student section making sure we yell at people not to destroy it...would that work? I also like the "scarecrow" jimmer, much easier to make...I can find a heart somewhere!
I had my 4th grade class do something like this and they pulled it off pretty nicely...if 10 year olds can do it, so should we!